Don't look down on me because I'm not the type for your preference,
I'll bet that deep down, you can't even tell the difference.
It crushes me that people won't invest the time to get to know me,
That's why I sit here as an outcast, a reject – I am so lonely!
I want nothing more than to be recognized for my taste,
What I have to generously offer, you should never waste.
THEY WILL PAY, those who have left me to rot on the curb,
Beautiful, glorious, and poetic justice will one day be served.
They think they have their precious friends by their side,
I know their so-called “friends” and their not worth the time.
Cheerios, Froot Loops, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cocoa Puffs, and Lucky Charms,
Heed my warning, these guys will bring you nothing short of tremendous harm.
Toasty-O's, Tootie Fruities, Cinnamon Toasters, Marshmallow Matey's, and myself,
My name is Cocoa Crunchies and I have had more than enough!
People reject us because we're known as “off-brand” cereal,
Nobody deserves our fate. Our fate is unfair and completely cruel.
We are not too quick to absorb milk, don't believe the lies,
Purchase us, poor us in a bowl, drown us in whole milk, and you'll be in for a surprise.
No comments:
Post a Comment