Clowns

I'm going to try something that's a little different.  This is a list poem.  It doesn't rhyme.  It doesn't paint mental pictures for the reader.  Basically it's a fun list - a grocery list on crack, if you will...

I'm not afraid of clowns, I just dislike them.  Here are reasons why:

1. They hide their true emotions behind freaky looking make up.
2. They are intolerably annoying.
3. They try too hard to be funny.
4. They are really creepy.
5. They have the mindset of either a child or a low grade circus performer (I could do their job... now an acrobat or a lion tamer, I couldn't do that.)
6. When I see a clown, I have a sudden urge to punch something - usually the clown.
7. They are nothing like the Joker because he's crazy awesome.
8. They scare children.
9. They have too much energy for an adult.
10. They claim to use real pies but it's actually just whipped cream in a pan.  Therefore, clowns are liars.